I don’t know what is wrong with me today… But I’m gonna blame the heat. I guess my voice of reason has had enough of this heat and left. JUST LEFT.

Exhibit A.
L and I will be camping in bear country in two weeks. Guess what I’m doing? I’m reading about fatal bear attacks! WTF?! Why am I doing this? Reason please come back! Anyways, what ever is left of my sensibility is telling me that the chances of me getting attacked by a bear are slim to none if I observe bear rules.

Exhibit B.
I willingly ate not one but TWO creamsicles. Why the big deal you ask? I’m lactose intolerant. I’m gonna regret this later.

Exhibit C.
Well, I don’t have one yet so this remains to be seen. Hopefully my voice of reason comes back before then.

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